Two Seater Segway Scooter?

 

 

 

 

 

GM and Segway announced a collaboration to bring even greener transportation to cities. The article says they intend to incorporate an auto-pilot so the PUMA can navigate by itself, freeing the passengers to…text each other and put on make up, or stuff their faces with fast food.

All kidding (or seriousness) aside, I think I’d actually drive on of these around. Phoenix is huge and right of way is generally decided by speed and tonnage but in a neighborhood like mine it would actually be useful for a short commute to work, shopping trip or to visit some family.

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The Year’s Worst Puns

For lack of anything better to post, here’s some puns.

This year’s worst puns…

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a-head.”

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes in-verse.

In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.