Archive for January, 2009

• Installed Windows 7 on an old laptop. Seems fresh and clean enough. Wonder about app compatibility #

• Gran Turino was pretty good, but you have to like Clint Eastwood and not be offended by constant racial slurs #
• Random crimes of violence #

• Yawnny yawn yawn stretch…meh. #
• Sigh…change #

• My nutrisystem showed up today. 1st time I have ordered. Its one giant 44lb box…of man food. #nutrisystem #
• I hold in my hands something highly anticipated. Making a video now, but you can’t see it until 12:01 midnight EST #allshadowdotcom #
• Studio is setup recording begins shortly #
• Sigh… #
• Omg the video was too big I had to re-edit. Its going to have at least three parts #
• Get your eyeballs ready T minus 12 minutes #
• T minus 3 minutes #allshadowdotcom #
• Exclusive: Shadow 2009!! Mini Review and UNBOXING!!! http://www.allshadow.com/?p=1355 #
• Exclusive Unboxing Shadow 2009 Part Two http://tinyurl.com/asp48p #
• Exclusive Unboxing Shadow 2009 Part One http://tinyurl.com/dxranr #

• Why was I dreaming that the answer to all my problems was the square root of some arbitrary decimal…? #shangrila #
• I like that my university has cloud computing #
• HandyCalc is so far the best calculator for the G1 #
• I hate settling for partial credit #
• Is this snow falling on my head? #
• Barely perceptible snow L: http://short.to/nrl #
• Yup its snowing #
• I nom sammiches #
• Well that nap was worthwhile. I recommend naps to everyone for sanity reasons #
• Something UMA this way comes #allshadow.com #
• #allshadowdotcom Something shiny and UMA to show soon #
• Muahaha experiment! #
• Subway eat fresh #

• Yawn nomnomnom #
• Nerd time, calc hw galore #
• Vietnam era music + calculus = a need for a transcendental experience…brb #
• #unmotivated #bored #restless #notenoughtime #downwardspiral #
• <swings wildly at the radio waves> #
• Distraction time! #
• Think I overdid the distraction, now I can’t get focused #
• Subway eat fresh #
• Muahahah I can do it¡ #
• I’m going to try and get more done right now. Still debating an all nighter, although research proves them to be ineffective #
• Shleepy time #

• got up, brushed my fangs, drank some cookies and cream, waited for a bit. Now I’m waiting again. Laundry Time! #
• Hmm, everything seems organized. A place for everything and everything in its place. Now I really feel like I can’t be distracted… #
• What a strange nap, very irritating way to wake up too, then I can hear my neighbor doing those half unfinished laughs that sound more evil #

Received this email the other day:

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.  

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

It comes in various sizes:

• Hooray for brilliance #
• Yay for triangles and repetitive use #
• Lulz at innoncence #lies #

From Pictures

From Pictures

And that’s all…