Humour
Kim Jong Il Blew Up the Moon!
Jun 12th
Okay he didn’t really; I went outside and looked at it. Okay I didn’t look at it, didn’t even go outside, but I’m pretty sure it’s still there. Nevertheless this website had me worried for a brief moment that Yahoo had lost its collective mind (is that possible? If it’s collective then that means that someone has to have it or everyone has it all at once and if it were lost then who would you hold responsible?)
What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Jun 10th
I have a 81% chance which goes up to 97% if I move to the middle of nowhere.
 81%
If you like to fight zombies check out this online zombie game
If you want to learn how to increase your chances of surviving read The Zombie Survival Guide
This safety bulletin brought to you by…
Jun 3rd
Are you in need of a good laugh? Check out these re-captioned safety icons, created solely for your enjoyment.
South Park Mike
Apr 23rd
Hey look its South Park Mike!
A friend of mine did this for me. Look Familiar?
RU StoOpid?
Mar 11th
The runaway alarm clock
Mar 9th
If you are anything like me you probably hit snooze a few times. Maybe you even set your alarm 30 minutes early so you can hit snooze that much more because you like it so much. Well there is a product that attempts to kill the snooze button…by forcing you to chase it. Gizmag tells us about Clocky, the running alarm clock. Built to withstand many falls from your night stand and maybe an occasional stomping or two, Clocky is guaranteeing that you rise from bed when your alarm goes off. Click here for the full story.
Image from gizmag.com
King Arthur he was not…
Feb 3rd
This article strikes me as side splittingly funny. Apparently some guy got picked on a little too much in a mall in Halifax the other day. So what does he decide to do? He steals a sword from the knife store and runs around the mall swinging it like a madman. Eventually he was Tasered by police but not before scaring the hell out of a lot of people who apparently do not know what to do with a sword wielding mad man… read on
Bush will go Bananas
Jan 29th
In 2008 keep your eye open over Texas. This Wired Article tells us that Montreal artist César Saez plans to launch a Giant Banana Shaped Balloon over Texas. From the article
“The astrofruit is an artistic commentary on the absurdity of American politics — especially Texan-style kookiness, says Saez.”
The project, “Geostationary Banana Over Texas“, is estimate to cost $1 million, the balloon will steer itself randomly over Texas and after about a month the Sun’s radiation will eat away at the outer layer and eventually it will burn up before touching the earth again.
Now stop monkeying around (I couldn’t help it)
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